Not 'A Regular Joe'

My friend Joe has a Blog. It's insightful & funny.

However, it doesn't have the correct formatting for me to list him as one of my "Blog Friends". I can only hope he remains a Human Friend.

Droppin Names Like It's Hot

List of persons Senator McCain uttered during the first Presidential debate:



- Ted Kennedy
- Dwight D. Eisenhower*
- Tom Coburn
- Bill Clinton
- David Petraeus#
- Lindsey Graham*
- Admiral Michael Mullen*





Wow! Are you impressed yet?



- Osama bin Laden
- George Shultz
- President Asif Ali Kardari (whose actual last name is Zardari)
- Alexander the (fucking) Great
- Pervez Musharraf
- Ronald Reagan#
- Matthew Stanley (American soldier K.I.A.)
- Senator Jon Kyl
- Mahmoud Ahmadinenene [mispronunciation], Ahmadineja… [one more time], Ahmadinejad* [bingo]





...Ummm



- Raul Castro
- Hugo Chávez
- Leonid Brezhnev
- Yuri Andropov
- Konstantin Chernenko
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Richard Nixon
- Henry Kissinger*
- Ambassador Ryan Crocker
- Madeleine Albright





It's still 2008, right?



- My Friends* (referring to everybody who was still listening to him)
- Vladimir Putin*
- The K.G.B.?
- Misha Saakashvili
- Joe Lieberman



*multiple mentions
#painstaking number of mentions

A who’s-who list still does not qualify him to be president of the United States of America.

TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!!!!!

Live from the Propaganda Platform

The Main Event:
Axis of Evil vs. League of Democracy

*also on the ticket, Main Street vs. Wall Street