List of persons Senator McCain uttered during the first Presidential debate:
- Ted Kennedy
- Dwight D. Eisenhower*
- Tom Coburn
- Bill Clinton
- David Petraeus#
- Lindsey Graham*
- Admiral Michael Mullen*
Wow! Are you impressed yet?
- Osama bin Laden
- George Shultz
- President Asif Ali Kardari (whose actual last name is Zardari)
- Alexander the (fucking) Great
- Pervez Musharraf
- Ronald Reagan#
- Matthew Stanley (American soldier K.I.A.)
- Senator Jon Kyl
- Mahmoud Ahmadinenene [mispronunciation], Ahmadineja… [one more time], Ahmadinejad* [bingo]
...Ummm
- Raul Castro
- Hugo Chávez
- Leonid Brezhnev
- Yuri Andropov
- Konstantin Chernenko
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Richard Nixon
- Henry Kissinger*
- Ambassador Ryan Crocker
- Madeleine Albright
It's still 2008, right?
- My Friends* (referring to everybody who was still listening to him)
- Vladimir Putin*
- The K.G.B.?
- Misha Saakashvili
- Joe Lieberman
*multiple mentions
#painstaking number of mentions
A who’s-who list still does not qualify him to be president of the United States of America.
2023 Soundtrack
11 months ago
1 comment:
Finally someone else said it! John McCain is obviously unqualified to be president because of all the names he uses! Come on people, what are you thinking?
For the sake of the country we need a guy who uses Rainbow Tours for international experience. (But certainly not a VP that does this, that person would be unqualified!)
Change we can believe in people! Who's with me?
Post a Comment