List of persons Senator McCain uttered during the first Presidential debate:
- Ted Kennedy - Dwight D. Eisenhower* - Tom Coburn - Bill Clinton - David Petraeus# - Lindsey Graham* - Admiral Michael Mullen*
Wow! Are you impressed yet?
- Osama bin Laden - George Shultz - President Asif Ali Kardari (whose actual last name is Zardari) - Alexander the (fucking) Great - Pervez Musharraf - Ronald Reagan# - Matthew Stanley (American soldier K.I.A.) - Senator Jon Kyl - Mahmoud Ahmadinenene [mispronunciation], Ahmadineja… [one more time], Ahmadinejad* [bingo]
- Raul Castro - Hugo Chávez - Leonid Brezhnev - Yuri Andropov - Konstantin Chernenko - Mikhail Gorbachev - Richard Nixon - Henry Kissinger* - Ambassador Ryan Crocker - Madeleine Albright
It's still 2008, right?
- My Friends* (referring to everybody who was still listening to him) - Vladimir Putin* - The K.G.B.? - Misha Saakashvili - Joe Lieberman
*multiple mentions #painstaking number of mentions
A who’s-who list still does not qualify him to be president of the United States of America.