Monday, September 29, 2008

Not 'A Regular Joe'

My friend Joe has a Blog. It's insightful & funny.

However, it doesn't have the correct formatting for me to list him as one of my "Blog Friends". I can only hope he remains a Human Friend.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Droppin Names Like It's Hot

List of persons Senator McCain uttered during the first Presidential debate:



- Ted Kennedy
- Dwight D. Eisenhower*
- Tom Coburn
- Bill Clinton
- David Petraeus#
- Lindsey Graham*
- Admiral Michael Mullen*





Wow! Are you impressed yet?



- Osama bin Laden
- George Shultz
- President Asif Ali Kardari (whose actual last name is Zardari)
- Alexander the (fucking) Great
- Pervez Musharraf
- Ronald Reagan#
- Matthew Stanley (American soldier K.I.A.)
- Senator Jon Kyl
- Mahmoud Ahmadinenene [mispronunciation], Ahmadineja… [one more time], Ahmadinejad* [bingo]





...Ummm



- Raul Castro
- Hugo Chávez
- Leonid Brezhnev
- Yuri Andropov
- Konstantin Chernenko
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Richard Nixon
- Henry Kissinger*
- Ambassador Ryan Crocker
- Madeleine Albright





It's still 2008, right?



- My Friends* (referring to everybody who was still listening to him)
- Vladimir Putin*
- The K.G.B.?
- Misha Saakashvili
- Joe Lieberman



*multiple mentions
#painstaking number of mentions


A who’s-who list still does not qualify him to be president of the United States of America.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!!!!!

Live from the Propaganda Platform


The Main Event:
Axis of Evil vs. League of Democracy


*also on the ticket, Main Street vs. Wall Street